Comedy – Twenty4Seven Magazine

Making Lemonade

You ever want what you NEED so bad you just act on impulse, and it isn’t until the opportunity to step back and analyze your situation passes, that you realize you’ve been had?! Well I’m feeling pretty salty after buying what I hoped would be a decent 2nd vehicle. What can I say, the price […]

SymptomUnknown

April 18, 2016

Make the MOST of Today

I hadn’t planned on touching on this subject, but here it is anyway. Today marks the 9th year since the passing of my first born. A week or so ago, I had a huge breakdown with my boyfriend. I told him that I was unable to see beyond our son’s 3rd month of life and […]

SymptomUnknown

March 18, 2016

The Fork in the Road

So I haven’t been back to work in about 8 months and I’m seriously dreading the day I have to swipe my badge. Fortunately, when I do make my “grand return” I’ll at least be on a part-time schedule for 2 months. Truthfully, I’m kind of liking the idea of being a stay at home […]

SymptomUnknown

March 10, 2016

To Be, or Not To Be..

Why do we torture ourselves for the sake of loving someone? Why do we hang on even to the point where we find ourselves slipping… Like most relationships, the beginning of “us” was wonderful. He was my first big leap as far as taking a risk. There was no secret that we liked one another […]

SymptomUnknown

February 23, 2016

Zombie Tits: As Told By SymptomUnknown

Zombies are real. I’m living proof of that statement. No, I’m not walking around gray-faced, violently hissing at people, attempting to indulge into the flesh of my fellow man with an urgency I am incapable of controlling. I am a zombie due to the fact I am in the process of raising a 1 month […]

SymptomUnknown

February 23, 2016